Friday, February 17, 2017

Preppy: The Life & Death of Samuel Clearwater, Part One (King, #5)Preppy: The Life & Death of Samuel Clearwater, Part One by T.M. Frazier
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

5+++ life is short, death is final stars

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Holy shit. Just HOLY EFFIN' SHIT. Hands down one of my FAVORITE reads of 2016.

Preppy
Just when I thought it wasn't possible to love this man any more than I already did...this book came around and completely turned my love for Preppy into a full-on obsession. He is by far one of the funniest and most fucked up men I've ever had the pleasure of reading about.

some of my favorite funny Preppy-isms include:
"You killed him", she said, slowly...
"Little Bit."
"I don't think you can kill someone a little bit."
"Oh, well then, a lot bit. I killed him a lot bit."


"I took off Mirna's "Kiss the cock" apron that used to say "Kiss the cook" but with one little swipe of a permanent marker, I had made it way more my speed."

"Work was all I did.
Well and I watched some porn.
And then there was that wee bit of blow I did.
While watching porn.
And the smidge of weed I smoked.
With that waitress from Presto's who takes it up the ass like it's her fucking job.
I motherfucking digress."


T.M. Frazier outdid herself with this book. Seriously. And that ending?! OMG! I need the next book like I need air. January CANNOT come fast enough!

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